There’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
A chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
There’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

There’s a rooster there in the booster chair
A rooster there in the booster chair
There’s a rooster there in the booster chair
He crows at the crack of dawn
And there’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

Well, of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table
Of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table
Of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table, snoozing away
And the rooster's there in the booster chair.
He crows at the crack of dawn
And there's a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

A butterfly hides in my mother’s pie
A butterfly hides in my mother’s pie
A butterfly hides in my mother’s pie, Sitting on a windowsill
Of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table, snoozing away
And the rooster’s there in the booster chair.
He crows at the crack of dawn
And don’t forget the chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

Now, the dog’s on the floor by the back door
The dog’s on the floor by the back door
The dog’s on the floor by the back door
I just wanna go outside!
And a butterfly hides in my mother’s pie, Sitting on a windowsill
Of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table, still snoozing away
And the rooster’s there in the booster chair,
He crows at the crack of dawn
And the finger-lickin’ chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

Three blind mice loving living in the oven
Three blind mice loving living in the oven
Three blind mice loving living in the oven
Did you ever see such a sight in your life?
The dog’s on the floor by the back door.
I just wanna chase a rabbit!
A butterfly hides in my mother’s pie, Sitting on a windowsill
Of course, from the stable, there’s a horse under the table, snoozing away
And there’s a rooster there in the booster chair.
He crows at the crack of dawn
I’m getting sick of the chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!

Now the kitty cat who is pretty fat is licking that chicken in the kitchen who was tickling my ankle but now he’s stopped!

There’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
There’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
There’s a chicken in the kitchen tickling my ankle
Ha ha ha ha doodly-doo!